Matt is a horse vet. We grew up around horses. It’s the perfect match. Matt is also a comedian. We think we’re funny, even when we’re not. Need I say more? Yes: go to https://mattevanscomic.com/ for more of his comic stylings, and also his book.
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We know at least one woman who can turn into Capri Sun – #3021-2
Remember your childhood snacks? Remember your childhood TV shows? Of course you do. And so do we. We also remember every lyric to every theme song.
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Who deserves a biopic? – #3021-1
Sadly, Peabo Bryson succumbed to his stroke. Also sadly, it’s really hot outside. Maybe those two aren’t directly comparable. Nor are Toy Story and Taylor Swift, even though they share initials and apparently one is making a song for the other. Can you guess which is which?
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Randall Reid and Maggie Faris are the funniest headliners to us – #3020-3
You can’t escape Jesse the Shrink, even when he’s not actually here. He’s put together a contest called Funniest Headliner, and Randall and Maggie are both in it. It’s at Gambit Brewing tomorrow, the 9th, and the 16th at 7 PM. The first two shows are free!
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Everything is awful (for Minnesota sports fans) – #3020-2
On this segment, we watch a political ad. No, we’re not getting that sweet campaign fund money quite yet. We were just told it was funny. And it was. Sad, but funny.
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The box office is also back, baby – #3020-1
Hollywood might be on the downswing. But that doesn’t mean movies are making no money – far from it. It’s just that half the ones making money are low budget indie horror movies. Is that a good thing? It is if you’re sick of endless sequels and derivative works. Not so much if big budget spectacles are more your speed.
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Broadcast is back, baby – #3019
The 2025-2026 TV season is over, and the numbers are in. Broadcast TV is in the tens of millions again. Netflix is still higher, but still. We thought TV would be dead at this point.
Topics:
TV season wrap-up
The Simpsons are still going
Old TVs
Dressing up on planes
Defunct stores and malls
The Backrooms
Indie horror
The Crash
Tim’s Mother-in-law
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Vinnie wants your kids to do push-ups – #3018
Childhood obesity is a major issue. Diet is the biggest factor there, easily. But is fitness lagging as well? Vinnie thinks that kids these days aren’t being made to exercise in school like they used to. Mike disagrees. The rest of us are still thinking about that matzo ball soup. In moderation, of course.
Topics:
Comics Unleashed isn’t doing so well
People aren’t watching late night TV
The decline of the deli
Gene Simmons breaks Lassman’s desk
Vinnie Tortorich’s business woes
Fitness in school
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Yes, we have talk about bananas – #3017
As it turns out, maybe not Spencer Pratt for mayor. He’s all talk and no actionable ideas. Wait, isn’t that almost every politician?
Topics:
Tom Hardy allegedly ousted from MobLand
Eggs
Bananas
Spencer Pratt
Minneapolis police chief resigns
Kids need discipline
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Spencer Pratt for mayor, apparently – #3016
Remember The Hill? Remember that guy from The Hill? Apparently he’s running for mayor of LA now. Go figure.
Topics:
Fawn turns 10
Mandalorian and Grogu at #1
This Is It
Full Swing
Spencer Pratt
Changes to the show