The midwest is a lot like Minesweeper. Hit the wrong (or perhaps right) space and your accent goes all over the place. Chicago is one of those spaces. But enough about that, let’s talk about The Godfather for the first time ever.
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If you’re upset that your heroes don’t respond to your messages, don’t take it personally. We probably don’t even know they exist. It may be a side effect of being Supernormal, which in Tom’s case means having a crazy dad. Note: that description may not reflect Meg’s opinion.
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Tom hates cop. Not cops, just the one cop. It’s probably not a good idea to taunt the cop who gave you a ticket, but he’s doing it anyway. It’s also probably not a good idea to bring back Ewoks. I mean Not Ewoks.
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Step into the Amethyst Realm with the Tom Barnard Show. Oh wait, it’s not a place, it’s someone’s name. Someone crazy. Instead let’s talk about Christmas some more. $500,000 Salvation Army donations are nice. The war on Christmas is less nice, though it depends largely on which side you’re on, assuming you take a side at all.
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If you want to be a multimillionaire, have a kid six years ago and put him on Youtube. It’s difficult, but it’s guaranteed to work. If you want to lose a million dollars, get very angry while you’re recording an ad. Angry and/or drunk.
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Skip the cookies and leave Santa a plate of The Best of. Clips Featuring: Mo Alexander, Doug Sprinthall, and Jonathan Scott
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Everyone’s talking about the new tax plan. Not everyone sees it as a good thing. That may be an understatement. One person we know for sure doesn’t like it is Mike. Meanwhile Roy Moore wants to go back in time to the early 19th century.
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You’d think that being very tall and very muscular would prevent being sexually assaulted, but according to Terry Crews that is not the case. We didn’t ask Henry or Charlie about their victim status, instead opting for the latest media projects they’re involved in. It’s probably a good thing.
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Have you ever fallen asleep while driving, or been close to it? Statistically it’s fairly likely. As you might imagine, falling asleep at the wheel is bad for your health, so instead buy a can of Alert Drops, which essentially use lemon juice to give you an adrenaline rush. It’s science!
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There’s nothing better than catching crawdads and driving your four wheeler through the mud. If you’re a southerner, at least. If you’re from the north you use your vehicle to drive over hookers. Don’t worry, they’re not real hookers.
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