Children can be annoying sometimes. That’s why you’re always fighting the temptation to give em the ol’ one two. That is, spanking and ice cream. But that’s frowned upon in more enlightened, more lactose intolerant cultures.
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Long time listeners of Tom’s might remember a simpler time when he didn’t tell the Rodney Dangerfield “stick to the tumbling” joke. That all changed thanks to Jeff, and we’ll never forgive him for it. That’s why he hasn’t been invited to any of our house parties lately. That and because apparently Tom spends a grand total of fifteen minutes actually attending them.
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Hot off the tails of an episode about not smoking weed in the Netherlands, here comes an episode about yes smoking weed in America. Don’t worry, though. It’s medicinal. As if anyone cares now or cared back then.
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Tom Rhodes is big in the Netherlands. Not literally. You’d have to be like seven feet tall to be considered big there. But he is popular. And he knows better than to visit the Red Light District because it’s bad for your honor, or whatever. I guess Dutch people are kind of like Klingons.
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Cooper Barnes is arguably most famous for playing Captain Man in the Henry Danger franchise. But before that, he was playing the role of guest on our show. He was also on In Living Color that year, so it was a great year for him. Chuck Gallagher may not be an actor, but he is a changed man. In the 90s, he made some, let’s say, questionable decisions. He now spends his time motivating others to not make questionable decisions. And yet, 13 years later, we’re still doing the show. Some people never learn.
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Chris is, or at least hosts, The Watchdog on Wall Street. What were the dogs watching back in 2012? The government making making money off prescriptions. Because nothing ever really changes. And speaking of nothing changing, Clayton was on for his book My Brother Ron, which is about mental illness and institutionalization. I bet you can guess what Tom talked about with him.
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It was a Monday when Robert called in about infiltrating a cartel and Dr. Rose discussed people with broken minds who do awful things. It was a heavy way to start a week. That’s why I’m releasing this one on a Saturday, when the week is over. That’s right, I did it on purpose. I’m definitely not just capitalizing on happenstance.
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July 5th, 2030 is going to be a day to remember. According to “the government”, that’s the day Tom’s going to die. If you think that sounds ominous, that’s because it does. But it’s also most likely something Tom misread, so I wouldn’t worry too much about it. What I would worry about is making time to go see Trevor tonight and tomorrow night at 8 PM at Acme. Buy a spatula while you’re there.
In Boston, they tell it like it is. In Minnesota, we tell it like it isn’t. Each of us guard a door, and behind one of the doors is priceless treasure. Behind the other, a violent sex offender who we sent to prison for 15 minutes. Choose wisely.
Carver county had four confirmed tornados touch down over the weekend. Everyone knew about it. Well, almost everyone. Luckily there wasn’t too much damage. Not as much as Bezos did to his own reputation with his ostentatious wedding, anyway.