• AI boyfriends don’t care how hot it is in your car – #2836

    Cars are crazy these days. They can drive themselves, but you can’t get the door open. You can watch questionable material at 1080p while on the highway. And with AI integration, you might even fall in love and get married to it one day. But I’d suggest you don’t.

  • Tony Price rode through 48 states five times just to get here – #2835

    Why is it that new houses seem to fall apart the instant you buy them? Almost like it’s planned. That’s what we’re dealing with right now. That and getting Tony scheduled. We’ve got him, and he’s back with a story or two (hundred).

  • It’s almost football season, and you know what that means – #2834

    It’s Tuesday Reviewsday, apparently, which means going back into the distant past to see what people thought about our show and comparing it to today. Not much has changed, unsurprisingly. We’re still a big hit. Not collectively; I mean individually. Good thing we’re exactly the sum of our parts. Plus Costaki, of course. He’ll be part of the crew again before you know it. Then he’ll vanish for several months. So it goes.

  • Cruelty of all stripes – #2833

    Turns out losing a pound a day for a TV show is generally unhealthy. Crazy, right? I guess having a drill sergeant forcing you to starve yourself while slipping you caffeine pills really does make you the biggest loser – of your physical health. But at least they didn’t have to endure negative reviews. Actually, yes, they probably did.

  • Disregard social media, acquire video games – #2832

    You may have heard that social media can be somewhat negative. It’s a new phenomenon first reported here. You may have also heard that video games are bad for you. This is false. The more you play them the cooler you are. Yes, even if they’re baby games for babies. Babies can be cool too.

  • The studio is fresh, dry, and chaotic – #2831

    Jeremy from Fresh Dry is back. As are two of his kids. And Alex’s kids. And Mike Bryant. I must reiterate that this studio is not large.

  • LA Nik didn’t drive here, but his car did – #2830

    You probably know Nik as the gearhead who’s always working on classic motorcycles. Not the kind of guy you’d expect to get into an all electric self driving car. Well, he’s into it like you wouldn’t believe. Maybe the MRI turned him into a robot.

  • Excuse our dust, and their smoke – #2829

    The studio build continues, and the end is in sight. The same cannot be said about Canada perpetually burning. Or about people seething about Trump. Or actors being sex pests. But at this point, we’re really just focused on the studio.

  • Welcome to studio seven – #2828

    The move is over and we’re in our half-finished seventh studio. We probably could have spent the day finishing it, but then you wouldn’t have anything to listen to for two weekdays in a row. And that’s terrible.

  • Jack Jablonski returns after five studio moves – #2827

    Jack was on our show roughly 2700 episodes ago. That’d be somewhere around 11 or 12 years. He was just a teenager back then, his spinal injury relatively new. Now he’s all grown up and he’s got some exciting new advancements in the world of not being quite as paralyzed as you used to be. And yes, brain implants do come up.