Are you sick of hearing about football? Then you’re in luck, because Costaki has been once again banished for seven months. And if you weren’t, well the season is over anyway. But you know what’s never, ever over? The Epstein files. Someone should really start talking about those.
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Super Bowl
Randy Moss’s bile duct cancer
Costaki’s last episode
Epstein files
Minnesota fraud
Well, it happened. The Seahawks won, and in the process proved that the Vikings’ biggest problem is that they don’t know how to build a team. They also saved us from another year of smug Patriots gloating, so we can’t be too mad. Especially after watching the Puppy Bowl.
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Super Bowl
Halftime show
Lindsey Vonn injured again
Skiing is dangerous
Nancy Guthrie still missing
Epstein stuff
Butter Braids
Various poisons in our food
If you’re looking for a cozy read, how about the Epstein files? Apparently they’re very popular at the moment. Then when you get tired of hearing about people in positions of power talking about things you’ll wish you’d never read, you can watch yet another Dracula movie.
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Nancy Guthrie is still missing
Super Bowl
Half time show alternatives
Epstein files
Grammys suckage
Dracula
Picture this: everywhere you go, strangers congratulate you on the birth of your child. Years later, those same people are congratulating your child having a child. They know you, but you don’t know them. Sounds creepy, but that’s just the reality of life in the public eye. But hey, even if you’re not in the public eye, corporations and the government know exactly where you are and what you buy at all times anyway, so nobody’s a private citizen any more.
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Nancy Guthrie still missing
Replacing celebrities with AI
Personalized AI spam
Generational radio listeners
Kids say the darndest things
Regular spam
Did you ever think Minnesota would be the laughingstock of the country? If you’ve been paying attention, maybe you did. Well the day has come, and now it’s time to clean up the mess and become a respectingstock once more. Perhaps the Moderate Majority Party is the way to go. Either way, make sure to make your voice heard on November Whatever Day The Election Is.
Topics:
Bad Bunny’s halftime show
Daytime TV is dying
Athletes going broke
Moderate Majority Party
Minnesota corruption
The Super Bowl is coming up, and you know what that means: chips. Also dip. And commercials. If there’s time, perhaps some football as well. Next Tuesday it’ll also mean Bob and Costaki get to gloat about the Patriots losing thanks to Minnesota talent. That’s right, we’re calling it now.
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NFL franchise valuation
Upcoming Super Bowl
Rip the puppy
New Disney CEO
Charlie’s giant pizza slice
SJU
It’s warming up up north, but it’s so cold down south that the iguanas are freezing. And do you know what that reminds us of? The winter Olympics. And you know what winter reminds us of? All the people dying. Seriously, it’s been quite a week.
Topics:
Alex’s 37th birthday
Sean Hannity sighting
The Boys of ’80
Iguana torpor
Winter Olympics
Desmond Wilson/Catherine O’Hara deaths (among others)
CPAP Machines
Epstein shenanigans
Brad surprises Tom with a visit to West Palm Beach, which leads to a very high volume show. Kristyn and Tim both got their entertainment talk in, and Alex even managed to have a conversation about the NBA with him. Tom also got a call that his sister-in-law died today, so the cheerfulness was much needed.
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Lindsey Vonn injured
Tom’s sister-in-law dies
Eddie the Eagle
Justin Baldoni vs. Blake Lively
Brad’s kids
Send Help
NBA talk
Over half of Americans will break at least one bone at some point in their lives. As a result, there are plenty of broken bone stories out there, many of which are funny in retrospect. And yes, like everything else, there is a hate subreddit for people who’ve broken a bone. Although we suspect that one might be facetious.
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Minnesota sports
Melania Trump documentary
Brittany’s new haircut
Broken bone stories
Snark/hate groups
HOA woes
People are talking about the miracle on ice once again, as a new documentary about it has come out. We’re just there’s a reason to talk about Minnesota in a positive way. It happened 46 years ago, but still. We’ll let this reach into the past slide if it means turning off the anger for just a little bit.
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The Boys of ’80
Miracle on Ice
Lou Nanne
Colbert retiring/late night dying
Nate George for state auditor
Minnesota incitement to violence