The Ketamine Queen has been sentenced. Hers was not a light sentence. Somehow this segued into Parkinson’s and Michael J Fox, who’s had the disease for over 35 years now. And speaking of things that lasted forever, Tom’s 40th anniversary of the KQ morning show is later this month. What a perfect opportunity to reminisce.
Topics:
Minnesota’s Trapp family
Ketamine Queen sentencing
PPP loan abuse
Michael J Fox false death announcement
Car chases
Twins are getting better
Bob interviews Tom
Some people retire and that’s it. They’re done doing things. Some people retire and end up roped into more activities than ever before. Personally, I hope to be the former, but it’s rarely up to you how your life turns out. But no matter who you are, there’s always pizza.
Topics:
Terry is still alive
Andy sees Super Mario Galaxy
Thriller
Forgotten subscriptions
Gambling
Phone addiction
The KQ days
How Mike and Tom met
Rod Carew
Yesterday we talked about smoking, Fleetwood Mac, and moon missions. Today it’s gas breaching $5 a gallon and Super Mario Galaxy. It’s another blast from the past episode. I swear we don’t do this on purpose.
Topics:
Gas is expensive
Left-handedness
Blake Lively’s sexual harassment suit
Baldness
Super Mario Galaxy
Love Story
Something Very Bad is Going to Happen
Humans haven’t passed the Van Allen radiation belt in over 50 years. In a few days, that changes. But that’s just boring old space travel. The real news is that Passolt can still do his Burnsie impression on command.
Topics:
Judges letting predators off easy
Artemis II launch
Kristyn’s 2028 Olympics ticket
Lindsey Buckingham stalker
Smoking is cool again
Jeff Passolt
KQ glory days
Tom and Kathryn were at Mar-a-Lago last night. What’s it like in there? Gaudy? Yes, gaudy. We also have Ben Simon, owner of Shed and Fence on. Our listeners had a surprising volume of fence-related questions for him. Maybe if he sells enough fences he can afford one of those $20,000,000 condos in West Palm Beach. But that’s a lot of fences.
Topics:
Mar-a-Lago
Rob Sherwood
Staples baddie
Movies are too long
Shed and Fence
Fence questions
Billionaires in West Palm Beach
WPB Bristol condos showcase
Bob’s got a new project: interviewing Tom. Every Tuesday, he’ll be asking questions and fielding some from the audience. The ultimate goal is to compile a book’s worth of answers. How long that’ll take, who knows? Probably less time than it’ll take to finish Grey’s Anatomy.
Topics:
Death & Life of Lamar Odom
Celebrity drug addiction
Kathryn’s birthday
First vs. last child
Grey’s Anatomy is still going
Bob’s first interview with tom
Tiger Woods rolled his car again. Was he under the influence, or is he just a really bad driver? We can’t say for sure, but we can certainly infer. We can also pine for the good old days of terrible local television. It wasn’t all terrible, but in West Palm Beach there was a period where the overall quality was…lacking.
Topics:
Colin’s first word
Cuba
Tiger Woods car accident
Eating vs metabolism
Don Shelby’s final Mark Twain show
Florida TV
Eternity
School life
Our new dream job is to be the guy who has to eat all the food on a yacht before it goes bad, then buy more food. Then do it again. Forever. If that’s not available, being an albino squirrel seems like a pretty good gig. You get Facebook pages made for you and everything.
Topics:
Cuba’s Alzheimer’s research
Oscars are moving
Florida’s Mount Trashmore
Pete the pigeon
Food is expensive
They Will Kill You
Rocky’s 50th anniversary
Superyachts
Phillip Wise
It’s a show of contrasts, and also of cities. Tom likes West Palm Beach. Kristyn likes NYC. Jay likes Duluth. Only one of those places has a book called 100 Things to Do in Duluth Before You Die written about it. Can you guess which one?
Topics:
YouTube/Meta lawsuit
Gen Z can’t find jobs
College life
Duluth
She’s been on film sets across the country. She’s been partially in the space shuttle. She’s even been to the Pompano Beach dump. This is the life one leads as a casting director. And now that Sora is winding down and Disney isn’t putting a billion dollars into replacing actors with AI, it would appear the position is safe. Everybody wins.
Topics:
Sora AI being shut down
People quitting CNN
Savanna Guthrie on Today
Iowa
Ellen’s career