Bring back the Fairness Doctrine, abolish Daylight Saving

The Fairness Doctrine was done away with in the 80s, and we continue to feel the sting. Or at least, we assume we do. It’s possible the news would suck just as bad with it as without. You know what else sucks? Having to change our clocks twice a year. Apparently we’re this close to that being federally struck, although states still have the option to be jackasses about it. Here’s hoping Minnesota won’t. (They will.)