If you want to get away with murder, don’t Google “how to get away with murder” – #2908

Any cop will tell you: criminals, by and large, aren’t generally the brightest. There are exceptions, of course, but you usually don’t hear about them because they don’t incriminate themselves in a quest for insurance money (for example). It’s also possible that maybe Minnesota doesn’t produce the most savvy criminals because they’re always preoccupied about having to go shovel snow when they get home. It’s a constant distraction.

On the show:

Tom

Kathryn

Andy

Kristyn Burtt

Mike Bryant

Brittany Hagan

Topics:

Snow, and the removal thereof

Dayton barn fire

People Googling their own crimes

WB hostile takeover

Light rail