The Twins don’t measure up, but we know a few people who do – #2745

Have you ever wanted to suddenly become very tall, like in the hit film Like Mike? Well before you rub that magic lamp, think twice. Sure, you might get a deal with the NBA, but getting into small cars already sucks. Do you really want to be even more uncomfortable on road trips? Plus if it’s a Tesla someone’s going to throw a molotov at you, and if you’re very tall you might get hit right in the face. Talk about a bad day.